Subject: The Grey
Grey wakes up next to the desiccated skin of its previous form. Screams. Recalls that he died last night by suffocating under his comforter.
Grey Enters Bathroom.
Note: The Grey has no discernible methods to excrete wastes. Theorize that bathroom use is psychosomatic.
Scream heard. Assume Grey death due to razor cut while shaving its nonexistent beard. Sending robot cleanup signal using Grey Protocol.
Grey leaves bathroom.
Grey Leaves personal room.
Note: Grey afforded use of one of the few personal rooms due to the REDACTED Incident.
Grey passes head of security Rachel Clark. Attempts flirtation ritual with Rachel. 130th attempt since Grey arrival at facility. Rachel performs customary negative response. Grey’s neck is snapped 95 degrees. 5 percent increase since last week. Rachel’s new strength training having noticeable results.
Grey steps on tack. Bleeds to death.
Grey arrives at Kitchen.
Grey begins to eat Peanut Butter Sandwich. Had forgotten milk to wash it down. Chokes to death.
Argument between various members of facility. Grey attempts to intercede.
Grey starts sentence with “Well, actually”. Is beaten to near death before finishing comment.
Grey finishes comment. Is beaten to death.
Grey Leaves Kitchen
Grey trips on crack on tile floor. Chest explodes on impact with floor.
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Grey arrives at break room. Suggests watching a movie from his personal collection.
Sending robot cleanup signal using Grey Protocol.
Grey quietly watches The Notebook.
Grey leaves Break Room.
Grey leaves facility to search for supplies using newly found alien powers.
Note: 87th reference to newly formed alien powers. No powers yet seen.
Retrieval team prepares to search for Grey.
Retrieval team re-watches The Notebook.
Retrievel team leaves facility to search for Grey.
Grey found outside facility door. Turned into zombie.
Grey hit with rock repeatedly before he eventually realizes he isn’t a zombie.
Grey Returns to Facility.
Grey Returns to Room.
The Clown watches…
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